Friday, October 30, 2009
Thursday, October 29, 2009
Wednesday, October 28, 2009
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
more words of wisdom from tracy morgan...
I like fucking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, goddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that’s when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes] You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her. I didn’t invent it. You think I was the first one to think of having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I’m quite sure Adam fucked Eve in the ass. In the Garden of Eden he tore her ass up, and she was screaming like a motherfucker
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
reason #366 why i love new york
I saw Tracy Morgan. I did not ask him, nor did he ask me, to take the other behind the middle school and get the other pregnant.
highlight of my day.
today i went to georgetown hospital to have my girls checked out.
i'm sitting in a hospital gown waiting for my surgeon and in walks his fine ass european resident.
he asks me about my surgery, how long its been, do i have any concerns?
i show him the black spot in my stitches (mandy you know) and ask him what it is.
he doesn't know, but he'll see if he can get it out.
cut to me standing there
topless
with a hot doctor prying at my nipple with forceps
asking me if i have any sensation.
awesome.
at least the black spot is gone.
i'm sitting in a hospital gown waiting for my surgeon and in walks his fine ass european resident.
he asks me about my surgery, how long its been, do i have any concerns?
i show him the black spot in my stitches (mandy you know) and ask him what it is.
he doesn't know, but he'll see if he can get it out.
cut to me standing there
topless
with a hot doctor prying at my nipple with forceps
asking me if i have any sensation.
awesome.
at least the black spot is gone.
Monday, October 19, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Friday, October 16, 2009
Thursday, October 15, 2009
get excited.
30 rock comes back on tonight.
also
if you don't watch parks and recreation, i highly recommend that you start. amy poehler is amazing.
also
if you don't watch parks and recreation, i highly recommend that you start. amy poehler is amazing.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
also.
I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh. I'm sorry. I forgot. Your wife is dead
....
I'm sorry. That was 100% inappropriate and I do apologize profusely.
....
I'm sorry. That was 100% inappropriate and I do apologize profusely.
the glass ballerina.
i love when i look at the clock and its 1:08. makes me feel like the universe is validating my obsession.
Sunday, October 11, 2009
Friday, October 9, 2009
Sendak sounds like an awesome dude.
Maurice Sendak on "whether Spike Jonze's movie based on his book Where the Wild Things Are is too scary for kids in a Newsweek interview." (gawker)
I have an announcement
I want our lives to be exactly like the most recent episode of It's Always Sunny. Tron, make it happen.
Thursday, October 8, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Monday, October 5, 2009
Sunday, October 4, 2009
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