Friday, October 30, 2009

Once again

I want our lives to be exactly like It's Always Sunny. Mandy, get our bird costumes.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009









HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRUMBLECAKES!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Saturday, October 24, 2009

more words of wisdom from tracy morgan...

I like fucking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, goddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that’s when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes] You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her. I didn’t invent it. You think I was the first one to think of having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I’m quite sure Adam fucked Eve in the ass. In the Garden of Eden he tore her ass up, and she was screaming like a motherfucker

you down like four flat tires.

Tracy Morgan on Tina Fey, Fat Mike, etc.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

reason #367 why i love new york

reason #366 why i love new york

I saw Tracy Morgan. I did not ask him, nor did he ask me, to take the other behind the middle school and get the other pregnant.

reason # 365 why i love new york

I saw Zack Morris on my lunch break
Hello, I'm calling from 1985 and I'm interested in purchasing Breakin' and Poppin' by Alfonso Ribeiro. Does that still come with fold out poppin' mat to impress my friends with moves like the king tut and the centipede?

highlight of my day.

today i went to georgetown hospital to have my girls checked out.
i'm sitting in a hospital gown waiting for my surgeon and in walks his fine ass european resident.
he asks me about my surgery, how long its been, do i have any concerns?
i show him the black spot in my stitches (mandy you know) and ask him what it is.
he doesn't know, but he'll see if he can get it out.
cut to me standing there
topless
with a hot doctor prying at my nipple with forceps
asking me if i have any sensation.
awesome.

at least the black spot is gone.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

get excited.

30 rock comes back on tonight.

also

if you don't watch parks and recreation, i highly recommend that you start. amy poehler is amazing.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Monday, October 12, 2009

brilliant. reebus?

also.

I know you're the big marriage expert. Oh. I'm sorry. I forgot. Your wife is dead
....
I'm sorry. That was 100% inappropriate and I do apologize profusely.

the glass ballerina.

i love when i look at the clock and its 1:08. makes me feel like the universe is validating my obsession.

Sunday, October 11, 2009

(757): I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.

Friday, October 9, 2009

Sendak sounds like an awesome dude.















Maurice Sendak on "whether Spike Jonze's movie based on his book Where the Wild Things Are is too scary for kids in a Newsweek interview." (gawker)

I have an announcement

I want our lives to be exactly like the most recent episode of It's Always Sunny. Tron, make it happen.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Monday, October 5, 2009

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Friday, October 2, 2009

itunes has a celebrity playlist for it's always sunny.............is it sad that the one most like my own musical taste was mac's?