is this the end of grumblecakes?

and kate

lost promos

if only!

(706): Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.

.....now if only the T.H.O.M.A.S. system would catch on

anti-grumble!

this is the anti-grumblr

Kenneth: Mr. Jordan, I cannot work with that machine at my desk.
Tracy: But you can have coffee any time you want.
Kenneth: I don't drink coffee, sir. I don't drink hot liquids of any kind. That's the devil's temperature.
Tracy: Ken, this is New York, the big easy, live a little. Boundaries are made to be tested. That's why my wife and I stopped using a “safe word”.
Kenneth: But I don't want to do anything I'll regret.
Tracy: Regrets are for horseshoes and hand grenades.

ace of base.

you guys at whitlow's?

.....nope

happy stanksgiving

mac in real life.

this is for mandy.

the best part is the radiohead parody at the end.

i'm a rough rider filled up with christ's love.

Plus, she’s religious. That one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. Believe me, I dated a chick like that once in high school. (Long pause.) No, I didn’t.

yuck

the THOMAS method. Works everytime.

Presenting the T.H.O.M.A.S. system

T - Tell yourself that you'll make a move, but never do it
H - Have her make the first move
O - be Overly awkward when the girl talks to you
M - Mumble awkwardly, stop talking
A - Afterward: Ah dammit, why didn't I talk to that girl
S - Sleep

leslie- ron, lets cut the bull. i want me, tom, and all the other ladies included in your hunting trip.
ron- hunting trip? we're doing a trail survey, leslie.
leslie- you are literally listening to turkey calls.
ron- is this not rap?

i've got the lil' wayne documentary

updates to come

mandy is slackin on her bloggin'

The greatest MTV show ever?

Go Pirates!

Info!

The It's Always Sunny Christmas special is hilarious. find it, download it!

I knew it!

sold!

amy winehouse got fake tits and drew freckles on her nose.

i watch too much tv.

tom- please tell me you're caught up on top chef, i need someone to bitch to.
mandy- so glad nigel pretty much said mollee and nathan didn't deserve to be in the top. someone needed to say it.

two shining examples of good parenting.

this is funny and so fundamentally not funny at the same time.

dear christ this is going to be so good

Well, I AM tough, overworked and unattractive. Maybe they're onto something..

she likes me in bright sweaters

we can get snacks n' shit

way too loud?

I would help you, but my hands are full... of owls.

if we don't live together, we're gonna die alone.

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0-7.
i'm not even mad...i'm impressed. thats amazing.

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at least she tried to do something about it.

read the whole thing.

Fredericksburg: Naked man hit by train, arrested.

The best/worst part is... he was trippin' balls.

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yes i can see that your carpet is animated.

i don't care if he looked like pharell.

that guy i made out with last night has called me three times since 3:15 this morning. he left two messages. if someone you just met didn't call you back after you left two messages, would you really call back a third time? really?

they don't even have chocolate in them!

me: hi honey.
mandy: did you leave your house yet?
me: yea i just parked why?
mandy: shit! well, you know how its halloween and sometimes kids come to your door and they want candy? well patti didn't buy candy and i gave the last ones kashi bars.