Saturday, January 30, 2010

Friday, January 29, 2010

Hopefully he's for real this time

oh shit.

So i can never help myself from reading spoilers for lost.
and today on docarzt.com they posted a youtube video of the first few moments from the 6th season premiere.
because i can't wait five more days, here it is.

so let's start with you getting punched in the face...was it hard to feel on your face?!?

i can't wait to have kids i can exploit on the internet

for uncle phil, who is having a hard time finding a job


Friday, January 22, 2010

i was just going through my mom's contact list in her phone and noticed that i am listed as tron. my brothers are listed as "half sack" and "gods gift to men".

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

white men are so oppressed.

sadly, the following story is not from the onion:

A new professional basketball league called the All-American Basketball Alliance (AABA) sent out a press release on Sunday saying that it intends to start its inaugural season in June, with teams in 12 U.S. cities. However, the AABA is different from other sports leagues because only players who are “natural born United States citizens with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league.” AABA commissioner Don “Moose” Lewis insists that he’s not racist, but he just wants to get away from the “street-ball” played by “people of color” and back to “fundamental basketball.” Lewis cited the recent incidents of bad behavior by NBA players, implying that such actions would never happen with white players:

“There’s nothing hatred about what we’re doing,” he said. “I don’t hate anyone of color. But people of white, American-born citizens are in the minority now. Here’s a league for white players to play fundamental basketball, which they like.” [...]

He pointed out recent incidents in the NBA, including Gilbert Arenas’ indefinite suspension after bringing guns into the Washington Wizards locker room, as examples of fans’ dissatisfaction with the way current professional sports are run.

“Would you want to go to the game and worry about a player flipping you off or attacking you in the stands or grabbing their crotch?” he said. “That’s the culture today, and in a free country we should have the right to move ourselves in a better direction.”

The AABA is targeting Southern cities, but one proposed city — Augusta, GA — is opposed to the league.

british sytycd



who knew lady gaga and contemporary could work so well?

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

old school

so i'm pretty sure grumblecakes showed us this video the night we laid in bed watching youtube videos all night. its still funny:
Driving through South Dakota, Montana, Idaho, Washington and Oregon is gorgeous. I recommend it. I'm in Portland now which is just downright adorable! More Oregon tomorrow and Wednesday then down to mid Cali and LA later. Woo!

An Interview with Retired Haitian NBA player Olden Polynice

Dave Zirin: I have to ask you your thoughts about Pat Robertson saying the earthquake happened because Haiti made a pact with the devil for independence.

Olden Polynice: Pat Robertson can suck a big one--you can quote me on that. He is not a man of God and shouldn't claim to be. And you can quote me on that. Please.

Full interview.

VEGA - No Reasons


Why was this not the best video of 2009? I think science is to blame.

Toro Y Moi


Toro Y Moi is a band or something. I really like this song.

Monday, January 18, 2010

i'm thinking this would be a perfect fit post-graduation

Octomom is actually doing a bikini photoshoot.

Oh, you thought I was going to post a picture from that? Oh hell no.

uhhhhhhhh

oh jesus...

you know it is true

Awesome Trompe L'Oeil Sidewalk Art











tracy- i did it! i got angie pregnant. and it gets better, i just had a burrito.
liz- thats great tracy, now you just have to hope that its a girl.
tracy- i know that its a girl, liz lemon, because i yelled susan b. anthony at the moment of conception

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Sorry I'm a slacker...


Dinosaur Comics: same picture, different captions daily yay I love dinosaurs!

oh, hey sawyer.

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

....liz saw this band in concert

ok go is still amazing.

OK Go - This Too Shall Pass from OK Go on Vimeo.

I like a katy perry song?

Hot N Cold Rain by whitepandamusic
Katy Perry's music is like a panda having a heart attack: It's just sad. But this remix is like a panda finding out it has low cholesterol and then celebrating by having a giant cheeseburger: Happy. But still questionable...

Edit: The verdict is nay, I do not really like this song, but I figured you guys might like it.

If you people don't start blogging I'm gonna rename this blog "GRUMBLECAKEZ AND TRON PUNCH YOU IN DA FACE"

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Lagos Town


While your "hip" aunt was blasting M.I.A.'s "Paper Planes" at that awkward family barbecue, Nigerian rapper Afrikan Boy was spitting an AWESOME guest appearance on M.I.A.'s "Hussel" (the best avant-garde electro hip-hop song ever?). If you don't want to dress and dance like they do in the video, you probably have no soul.

This is why we need to donate billions of dollars to AIDS programs in Africa and end the genocide in Darfur. Because I want these people my life (fo reals).

Leno sucks.

New Jersey approves medical marijuana bill.

its getting closer.

Brought to you by the letter...


jj is a swedish pop duo. They combine the best parts of swedish pop and american hip-hop. They have been my favorite band for about the last 3 months and I am seeing them in March. You should like them.

"Pillz" is technically a song by an English producer by the name of Zomby (or maybe not), but Gucci Mane is the man on the mic.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Speaking exclusively with ComingSoon.net on Sunday at the press junket for When in Rome, Will Arnett confirmed that an Arrested Development feature film should go into production sometime this year.

"I'm so glad you asked that," joked Arnett, who has been questioned about the series' fate since it went off the air in 2006. "It's very refreshing. We are working on the movie right now, yeah... We don't have a completed script yet, but it's forthcoming and we're going to make the movie this year."

When asked if he thought the cameras would actually roll before year's end, Arnett seemed resolute.

"That's the plan," said the actor in earnest, before deadpanning, "We're hoping once Jason Bateman gets out of rehab. I think that we're going to start shooting. Oh, was I not supposed to...? Please don't air that."

Sunday, January 10, 2010

So I would transcribe the voicemail you guys left, but most of it was just Mandy screaming "TOMTOMTOMTOMTOMTOMTOMTOMTOMTOMTOMTOM."

Saturday, January 9, 2010

I'm blogging about it

movieline.com made some suggestions for the rumored Lost disneyland attraction. these were the funny ones:

hey guys

awesome voicemail.

Friday, January 8, 2010


White House press secretary Robert Gibbs has announced today that while the annual speech has not been officially scheduled, the big to-do will definitely not land on Tuesday, Feb. 2, as was previously feared.

The topic came up at today's White House press briefing when ABC Radio reporter Ann Compton asked about the scheduling situation. Gibbs responded, "I don't foresee a scenario in which millions people who hope to finally get some conclusion with Lost are preempted by the president."

totally understandable.

regoddamndiculous

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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Oh hell no

President Obama might give his State of the Union speech on Feb. 2. The first person to tell me why that sucks gets a high-five.

I'm assuming this was from last years Pride Parade

At the gym this morning, I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt with this printed on the back:

Homo estas?
LGBT: Large Gourmet Burritos and Tacos
Pride '09

mariah carey gives drunk acceptance speech, admits she's tanked while doing so

Monday, January 4, 2010

Ha!























Nicholas Cage as Everyone

George Michael > Michael Cera
























Michael Cera is filming an MTV special with the cast of Jersey Shore. This does not make me mad because Cera did not want to do Arrested Development movie (initially). He was also in "Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist." Touchdown, Karma.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

skeet i should be a dj i love all of these songs and i love you friends

A baby with rainbow laser eyes


















The Flaming Lips released their latest album, The Flaming Lips and Stardeath and White Dwarfs With Henry Rollins and Peaches Doing The Dark Side of the Moon, on December 22, 2009. It is a song-for-song remake of the classic Pink Floyd album.

Peaches (yes, Peaches) is featured on the "The Great Gig In The Sky," which happens to be my favorite Pink Floyd song.

How delightfully odd.

Friday, January 1, 2010

More cuppin' cakes for Tron and Grumblecakes...


Sweet Cuppin' Cakes!





























this is my happy place.























D and i went to philly this week and drove past philadelphia's magic gardens on south street. words can't do this place justice. this folk artist, isaiah zagar, tiled the entire in and outside of his home and created an outdoor labyrinthine mosaic art piece in an empty lot next to his house. it took him 14 years to finish the space and he has a bunch of other mosaic pieces on other buildings on south street. i'm pretty sure it is the most beautiful place i've ever seen in my life and you should all go there.
more pictures under the cut
Yay I'm on the blog now!

12 days of lostmas




mad lost spoilers below the jump