so i missed the emmys, but this is pretty hilarious.

this is my day tomorrow...

how to deal with me.

so one of my favorite websites, askmen.com, recently posted a well-researched and thoughtfully articulated "how-to" guide about dealing with angry feminists.
i can't even bring myself to comment. because i am an angry feminist, clearly.

Another reason to hate Huffington Post

I really dislike the Huffington Post for a variety of reasons. This is another reason to add to the list.

would make the movie and song so much better

texting with tron and tom

tron: we still on for the creationism museum for your birthday?
tom: only if i can ask a tour guide how the jews buried all those dinosaur bones.

Lint is a shell's best friend

mas o menos....

Natural Selection is not Evolution: Plan YOUR next Birthday Party at the Creation Museum

My proposal for Thommy's Birthday!!





















....they have camel rides

clearly i don't know how to html.

more funny lost t-shirts

happy 90th birthday to the 19th amendment!

all valid reasons

a few more

and for thomas....

Kayne West may be giving up swearing in his raps....

.....but he will never be Will Smith

I finally listened to a Bieber song.

J. BIEBZ - U SMILE 800% SLOWER by Shamantis
It was epic! Only because it was slowed down 800%.

and so on...

Brutal honesty can be amazing.

The FDA approved a new emergency contraceptive pill effective for up to five days after sex.

how the mighty have fallen

someone should buy me this shirt.

etsy

600th post wha-wha

Sorry it had to be this.

Kitten Mittens, kind of

Sorry, I meant "mittons." You're so stupid.

I remember this ad

check out this sweet shirt i got in aruba.

Deer Count. Like Duck Hunt but more crucial to your life.

And tonight's drive home from Tron's yielded an all time record:

28 Deer Spotted
oh yea and 2 lil' fox guys, just for good measure (probably kin of Carlos)

but seriously 28 deer in appx. 6 miles?!

god i hope this is not a joke.

check out the cover art for weezer's new album, "Hurley"

oz did it first.

in addition to stealing some of its best actors from Oz, it seems that LOST stole one of its most memorable catch phrases from the show:

"if we don't get together, we're gonna die apart"
Kenny (J.D. Williams) to Augustus (Harold Perrineau), season 3.

No more Charlie shooting.
Violent, yet hypnotic.

Wire + Sopranos = This?

Why I'll probably watch:
1) Steve Buscemi as the lead (finally).
2) Stephen Graham as Al Capone.
3) Shauna will figure out reason #3.

i've never watched shark week

Tina Fey, mid-90's

Mutual Savings Bank - "Hi!" - Featuring Tina Fey from Purple Onion Films on Vimeo.

Clever Public Service Announcement

Earth Lights

What the world looks like thanks to Thomas Edison...