and who is this fine young stud?

in honor of this week's mustache-free ron swanson.

Kate & Kimi....and hugh Jackman? in the new transformers movie!!!

it looks worse than awful

almost makes you want to see......

the new TWILIGHT eeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!!

.....from the looks of it their keeping the whole vampire fetus scratching it's way out of kristen stewart's belly preeety classy

donald glover pretending to be the rapper common in an interview

donald glover aka childish gambino aka mr. on your girlfriends list

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who knew?

i finally went to the doctor today, after feeling like i was having a panic attack for two days straight. so he tells me he thinks i have something called costochondritis, or "tietz syndrome". that name is hilarious. the symptoms are not:

It causes sharp pain in the costosternal joint — where your ribs and breastbone are joined by rubbery cartilage. Pain caused by costochondritis may mimic that of a heart attack or other heart conditions.

yea...so i've been feeling like my heart is going to explode for three days. and it wasn't even stress related!

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I emailed them about using one of my templates to create a banner and received this reply:

The banners we offer are suitable for indoor or outdoor use, our banners are a colorful way to promote your message at special events or for grabbing attention for your promotional message. All colors will be built from 4-color process and printed on a heavy gauge vinyl banner material. In order to order a banner I'll need to submit a request with our products team, as this is a special product we don't offer on our site.

I requested a price quote for either a white or purple 4-Color banner approximately 5 feet wide x 3 feet tall. I'll update when I hear back.

The Ben Cohen Standup Foundation

I am passionate about standing up against bullying and homophobia in sports, and feel compelled to take action. It is time we stand up for what is right and support people who are being harmed. Every person on this planet has a right to be true to themselves, to love and be loved, and to be happy. I encourage others to stand up with me and make a difference.

Ben Cohen, rugby player, stand-up dude

James Blake - Not Long Now

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justin timberlake, make music again

michael jorden thought it was a good idea to play baseball, remember how that turned out....reeaalll shitty

remember that time you showed the world janet jackson's titty...do that again

sure you performed a few new songs in your BBQ joint, but I don't give a fuck

if you wait too long it will be too long to bring sexy back.....back

so justin, do what you were born to do/forced to do at a young age

please justin make music again

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Everybody loves them, even Rick Perry