Friday, September 10, 2010
Thursday, September 9, 2010
fact:
today a woman i work with asked me if i'd be willing to watch her have sex with some 31 year old she met on the internet.
this is not the first time i've been approached with this request.
in the past year or so, at least five women i know have propositioned me to either watch them have sex with someone else or to participate in a threesome.
these are not my good friends, mind you. these are coworkers, classmates, and friends of friends.
on one hand, i'm flattered that these women trust me enough to request my involvement in their sex lives.
on the other hand, i can't help but wonder what it is about me that screams "ask me about group sex!"
today a woman i work with asked me if i'd be willing to watch her have sex with some 31 year old she met on the internet.
this is not the first time i've been approached with this request.
in the past year or so, at least five women i know have propositioned me to either watch them have sex with someone else or to participate in a threesome.
these are not my good friends, mind you. these are coworkers, classmates, and friends of friends.
on one hand, i'm flattered that these women trust me enough to request my involvement in their sex lives.
on the other hand, i can't help but wonder what it is about me that screams "ask me about group sex!"
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Friday, September 3, 2010
i can fucks with this.
Sep 3 Tonight
Mostly clear. Low around 65F.
Sep 4 Tomorrow
Sunny and windy. High 78F.
Sep 4 Tomorrow night
Clear skies. Low around 55F.
Sep 5 Sunday
Abundant sunshine. Highs in the upper 70s and lows in the upper 50s.
Sep 6 Monday
Mainly sunny. Highs in the mid 80s and lows in the mid 60s.
i look forward to forecasts like this all year long.
Mostly clear. Low around 65F.
Sep 4 Tomorrow
Sunny and windy. High 78F.
Sep 4 Tomorrow night
Clear skies. Low around 55F.
Sep 5 Sunday
Abundant sunshine. Highs in the upper 70s and lows in the upper 50s.
Sep 6 Monday
Mainly sunny. Highs in the mid 80s and lows in the mid 60s.
i look forward to forecasts like this all year long.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Taking a Whack Against Comcast
75 year old woman takes a hammer to local Comcast branch, blames "shitty customer service"
"I scared the tar out of some people, at least," she says. "It had never occurred to me to take a hammer to a phone company before, but I was just so upset. . . . After I hit the keyboard, I turned to this blonde who had been there the previous Friday, the one who told me to wait for the manager, and I said, ' Now do I have your attention?' "
"They cuffed me right then," she says.
"I scared the tar out of some people, at least," she says. "It had never occurred to me to take a hammer to a phone company before, but I was just so upset. . . . After I hit the keyboard, I turned to this blonde who had been there the previous Friday, the one who told me to wait for the manager, and I said, ' Now do I have your attention?' "
"They cuffed me right then," she says.
Police gave her the hammer back, though she swears she's content to ride off into the sunset of True Crime Stories in America, never again to go Com-smash-tic on her local cable provider.
She does, however, finally, have phone service.
The Glenn Beck Rally: An Informative Report
We should keep in mind that this was selectively edited to let the juiciest bits in, but it's still interesting nonetheless.
It doesn't even make me mad. I'm just amazed.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
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