Friday, October 30, 2009

Once again

I want our lives to be exactly like It's Always Sunny. Mandy, get our bird costumes.

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009









HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRUMBLECAKES!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Saturday, October 24, 2009

more words of wisdom from tracy morgan...

I like fucking ass! Ain’t nothin’ like the butthole. The ass is a delicacy, goddamn it. I’d put hot sauce on it. When you eat the brown hole, that’s when her toes do this. [sticks legs out and curls toes] You got to be willing to do anything to please your woman, to satisfy her. I didn’t invent it. You think I was the first one to think of having anal sex with a girl? Hell, no. I’m quite sure Adam fucked Eve in the ass. In the Garden of Eden he tore her ass up, and she was screaming like a motherfucker

you down like four flat tires.

Tracy Morgan on Tina Fey, Fat Mike, etc.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

reason #367 why i love new york

reason #366 why i love new york

I saw Tracy Morgan. I did not ask him, nor did he ask me, to take the other behind the middle school and get the other pregnant.

reason # 365 why i love new york

I saw Zack Morris on my lunch break
Hello, I'm calling from 1985 and I'm interested in purchasing Breakin' and Poppin' by Alfonso Ribeiro. Does that still come with fold out poppin' mat to impress my friends with moves like the king tut and the centipede?