reasons urban outfitters is the WORST

Inspired by this post, which includes the following notables:

quaint graphic tees

zealous overpricing

the latest offensive color palates

bikestaches....

and of course hipster snuggies

I was inspired to find a few of my own....

fantasy bedding

stylish firearm wear

serial killer conversation starters

foglamp flair

basement bargain closeout prices (re: was $10.00 NOW $9.99)

and last but not least....patriotic stripper heels (a steal at only $149.00)

.....WOOF your corporate business model