i actually had "shaqfu" as a child...

no one touches the shactus

Has anyone else noticed how bad the post has been lately?

I do believe that Michael Jackson is doing this right now.

next year for halloween I'm going to be Mr. F.

please do not expect to be raptured if you are into fornication.

also from the third eagle of the rapture: why a woman, even "a candidate as qualified as sarah palin", should not be president (according to the book of genesis).

i miss my grammy

brilliant.

man calls 911 to request police escort to lil wayne concert.

911 Call: A Dumb Man Wants Police Escort To Visit Lil Wayne sound bite  911 Call sound bites

this is not funny, but definitely worth a read.

homosociality.

kinda weird kinda cool

james lipton saved you all

Many, many more...

I <3 Jakob

everything is officially better in spanish