Does anyone else notice that he has the longest earlobes ever?

This is been around for a day or so, but in case you missed it: an assistant Michigan Attorney General maintains a nasty blog about the University of Michigan student body president, who happens to be openly gay.

The video pretty much speaks for itself. But I did see a funny thing over at AboveTheLaw.com:

Michigan AG candidate David Leyton demands that assistant AG Andrew Shirvell be faaaaaaaabuloussss fired.

His boss also had a chance to respond:

thumbs up!

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today, U.S. Senator Frank R. Lautenberg (D-NJ) and Representative Barbara Lee (D-CA) introduced legislation that would bring an end to the era of federal funding being used to support abstinence-only-until-marriage education programs. Since 1996, the United States has spent more than $1.5 billion for abstinence-only-until-marriage programs that a Congressionally mandated study found fail to effectively teach teens how to prevent unintended pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases. The Lautenberg-Lee legislation would ensure that federal funding is instead provided for comprehensive sex education.

this is an actual article title...

Are (white/straight) Men the New Minority?
fuck your "male studies"- i cant even read this article.

Indeed

http://popchartlab.com/index.php/poster_detail/grand_taxonomy_of_rap_names/

I love diagrams

this is just pretty awesome.

Licia Ronzulli, Italy's member of the European Parliament, embraces motherhood while voting on proposals to improve women's employment rights. She said, "It was not a political gesture. It was first of all a maternal gesture—that I wanted to stay with my daughter as much as possible, and to remind people that there are women who do not have this opportunity [to bring their children to work], that we should do something to talk about this."

The circle is complete

In other Weezer news, the first round of the Blue Album/Pinkerton dates were announced. Nothing NY/DC yet. I'm hoping to grab a Blue Album ticket...

This is a panda

ok go continues to make amazing music videos. this time ft. puppies!

this is not a panda.

wait...they were serious?

Vulture hears that last week, J.J. Abrams and frequent collaborators Josh Appelbaum and Andre Nemec (Alias, Mission: Impossible 4) began pitching a comedic drama to the networks that would have Michael Emerson and Terry O'Quinn — a.k.a. Benjamin Linus and John Locke/Smokey — playing former black-ops agents.

The idea of Emerson and O'Quinn reuniting isn't completely new: In February, the duo told TV Guide that they were looking to put together a post-Lost TV project for themselves; the rumors were revived again last month when Emerson repeated his hopes for a new show while doing publicity for the Lost full-series DVD collection. Still, all the talk seemed to be in the realm of "maybe one day." Turns out plans for a show are very real and very active — and the involvement of Abrams and other Bad Robot types means there's a really good chance the project will soon find a home.

As always with all things Abrams, details are sketchy, but insiders said the potential show — which we've heard carries the working title Odd Jobs — would have a dose of humor. It's not clear whether Appelbaum and Nemec will include any elements of an idea floated by O'Quinn last winter that had the two former Lost-mates serving as suburban hit men.

we're not makin love no more.

dru hill just came on my pandora playlist. i'm not even mad.

Instead of creationist field trip

So I might be in town for the Rally to Restore Sanity and March to Keep Fear Alive.

fooooooootball

New York State Senator Bill Stachowski, a Democrat who voted against the NY same sex marriage bill in 2009, lost in his primary race last night.

grand snap

This is a clip from the 1989 semi-documentary "Tongues Untied," which "attempt[s] to depict the specificity of black gay identity."

the men who need mothers, not girlfriends

Obama Releases 500,000 Men From U.S. Strategic Bachelor Reserve

mmmmmm

sun-dried tomato, parsley and manchego grilled cheese recipe. i made one tonight and yes, it is as delicious as it sounds. except i subbed sun-dried tomato pesto. which probably made it even better.

Emergency! (& I)

The Dismemberment Plan are getting back together.

will arnett interviews himself.

fact:
today a woman i work with asked me if i'd be willing to watch her have sex with some 31 year old she met on the internet.
this is not the first time i've been approached with this request.
in the past year or so, at least five women i know have propositioned me to either watch them have sex with someone else or to participate in a threesome.
these are not my good friends, mind you. these are coworkers, classmates, and friends of friends.
on one hand, i'm flattered that these women trust me enough to request my involvement in their sex lives.
on the other hand, i can't help but wonder what it is about me that screams "ask me about group sex!"

This guy did not win the GOP nomination

Can't stop watching...

Rick Santorum has a problem...

An anal sex problem. Also, he's a dick.

This should have been the ending.

Lost epilogue

a horse that brings you beer and answers the phone...

he don't actually talk

sounds like a creationist conspiracy to me.

i can fucks with this.

Sep 3 Tonight
Mostly clear. Low around 65F.
Sep 4 Tomorrow
Sunny and windy. High 78F.
Sep 4 Tomorrow night
Clear skies. Low around 55F.
Sep 5 Sunday
Abundant sunshine. Highs in the upper 70s and lows in the upper 50s.
Sep 6 Monday
Mainly sunny. Highs in the mid 80s and lows in the mid 60s.

i look forward to forecasts like this all year long.

i'm pretty sure charlie kelley wrote this resume

Taking a Whack Against Comcast

75 year old woman takes a hammer to local Comcast branch, blames "shitty customer service"

"I scared the tar out of some people, at least," she says. "It had never occurred to me to take a hammer to a phone company before, but I was just so upset. . . . After I hit the keyboard, I turned to this blonde who had been there the previous Friday, the one who told me to wait for the manager, and I said, ' Now do I have your attention?' "

"They cuffed me right then," she says.

Police gave her the hammer back, though she swears she's content to ride off into the sunset of True Crime Stories in America, never again to go Com-smash-tic on her local cable provider.

She does, however, finally, have phone service.

8.4 Million New Yorkers Suddenly Realize New York City A Horrible Place To Live
'We're Getting The Hell Out Of This Sewer,' Entire Populace Reports

The Glenn Beck Rally: An Informative Report

We should keep in mind that this was selectively edited to let the juiciest bits in, but it's still interesting nonetheless.

It doesn't even make me mad. I'm just amazed.