....he's also looking to fill a paralegal position

Devoted Christian Man Needs Help Punishing Disobedient Wife - 43 (NOVA)

First I would like to thank all of you who have written me already to offer kind words of encouragement. When I first posted this ad one month ago, I got many warm responses, but for reasons I won't go into, I was not able to follow-through. But I have prayed about this a lot and I feel in my heart that I am ready.

For those of you who don't yet know my story, read further if you think you may be able to assist a marriage in need.

I am a handsome Christian man, age 43, 6ft3, dark brown hair, blue eyes and a successful attorney. I am seeking a girl to have sex with in front of my wife (Laney) to punish her for gaining weight. If you think that you can help a family like ours, as we are in need, then please continue reading. I love my wife very much and I have no interest in leaving this marriage, but I believe that I am being pushed beyond what any spouse should tolerate from his significant other. This is a girl who made a commitment to me in front of God as well as all our friends and family and I am thankful that many of you can understand the value of those commitments. We are Christians and the thought of divorce would be a heartbreak to us and our families. So I need to state up front, that no matter what, this will not turn into a romance between you and I. It will just be something that we do at least once and more if required. Afterward, I will assess the situation and determine if a follow-up is necessary. It is important that you be a sensitive woman and not vindictive, after all, I do love my wife. Ideally you are a Christian as well.

While I want to punish my wife, I have no interest in destroying her self esteem. I love Laney with all my heart. Having said all of this, I will need a woman whose physique surpasses Laney in all aspects. Basically, I want to accentuate areas of her physicality that she is bothered by.

My wife is 5ft4 and currently 147.5 pounds. She wishes she were taller. So I need you to be taller than 5ft4 and obviously you should be between 110 and 115 (which was her weight in high school when we met).
She is a 32C and she is sensitive that her breasts are too large and losing their firmness. So I need you to be a firm breasted 32B.
Finally, she has ashy brown hair - which she calls poo brown because she thinks it very generic and unnoticeable. So you will need to have rich colored dark brown or black hair. You can be blonde too, but I prefer brunettes.
So ideally, you are 5ft6, 32B with gorgeous dark hair.

After dinner, around 7:30pm, Laney will be washing the dishes and performing her chores. I will be in the living room playing video games when you will knock on the door. I will yell, "honey, get the door." When she opens the door, she will see you. You will be wearing tight workout clothes which display your excellent physique. At this point I would like you to say, "Hi, is Frank here?" This will confuse her as she will not know how you know me. From the living room, I will yell, "Oh, let her in, let her in." It is important that you smile widely at this moment as you disregard my wife (who will still be standing at the door) and walk past her straight to the living room (which is directly straight ahead. Our house has a very open layout after we had it renovated).

You will walk into the living room and sit next to me on the couch. As soon as Laney completes her chores, change the baby and puts him down for the evening, she will certainly want to join us in the living room to figure out who you are. When this happens, I will ask her to sit down. I have not yet figured out what will come out of my mouth next, but I plan on crafting an eloquent speech.

It will be something like this, "honey, it has been 14 weeks since you gave birth and you are 27 1/2 pounds overweight still. I have asked you to lose weight and you said you would, but you did not. I tried being patient and supportive, but after 6 weeks, I am at wit's end. I then stopped making love to you and I know that hurt you, but still you have done nothing about your weight. Finally, a week ago, I asked you to sleep on the couch and I told you it was so you did not wake me up when you fed the baby. I have to apologize for lying to you. It had nothing to do with the baby. I don't want to be in the same bed as you, because you have let yourself go. I love you, but this is a last resort. I invited [your name] over here tonight to have sex with me in front of you because I am tired of the waiting. I can not be the only one who supports this marriage. This is a partnership."

(I may change a few words, though I am not sure yet. Like I said, I will try and fine tune it before you come over.)

Then I will lean into you and start kissing your neck. This will be your signal to reach your hand toward the zipper of my jeans and unzip it. (If I do not kiss your neck, it means that you should wait.) While you reach your hand in to pull my penis out, I will push your head down toward it. This will be a signal for you to start performing oral sex on me. While you are doing this I will start removing your top, your bra and loosening the draw-string on your pants. At this point I will stop and ask Laney to get us some drinks. While she is in the kitchen we can grab your clothes and go to the master bedroom if that is not too awkward for you, or if you are feeling it, we can just position ourselves on the floor. When Laney returns with the drinks I want her to discover us having full-on intercourse. We will enjoy the act until I have climaxed. If you need, I can get you off too (my wife has a rabbit vibrator we can use). Otherwise, you will politely excuse yourself.

As you can tell, this is not about the sex. I am not just some guy trying to get laid nor is this some kinky fantasy. I'd like this to be tasteful, safe and just confrontational enough to be a wake-up call to Laney.

I am also looking for a new paralegal if anyone qualified needs a job, but I should probably post that in a different ad.

If you think you could participate in this, please write me, include a photo and stats. Also, if you are NOT a Christian, please say so in your email rather than try and pretend you are. Please don't try and fake it just to get some sex.