this is not an onion article. i repeat, this is NOT an onion article.

though it is aol news...so i can't say i'm shocked.
check out this quality headline:

Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Bieber Refuse to Accept New Haircut

and an excerpt, for good measure:

Blog founder –- and fellow lesbian Bieber look-alike –- Dannielle Owens-Reid told AOL News that despite announcing Bieber's major hair development in a post last week, she's gotten zero photo submissions of lesbians sporting Bieber's new, more mature haircut.

This leads her to believe that lesbians who resemble the youthful, attractive singer -- or at least those "Biebians" who regularly visit her blog -- simply aren't ready to accept the change in his hairstyle. Instead, they seem to be ignoring it.

"I get submissions every single day. Since he cut his hair, that hasn't changed. But I'm still getting the same amount of pictures of girls with the swoopy Justin Bieber hair, not the new style. It's like everyone wants to ignore the new cut, just like everyone wants to ignore the fact that he's dating Selena Gomez. It's one of those 'say it ain't so' moments," Owens-Reid said.

internet journalism at its finest, ladies and gentlemen.